When in Doubt Blame Cooke and Duper

My Name is Samantha but I normally go by Sam. I Live and Breathe the Penguins. My Favorite Pens Players are Flower, Tanger, Engell, Cookie, and Duper. I love the Staals and think Jared needs more love. On here I could care less who you cheer for, but if I'm at a game that's a different story. I started getting into the WWE about a year ago, but I am upset that I missed the Attitude Era since I was like under 8 when it ended. I have watched old DX videos on youtube and loved it. My Favorite Wrestlers are Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio and CM Punk. __________________________________ ❒ I'm Single . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ❒ I'm Taken . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ✔ I Can't Fall In Love With Normal People Due To Perfect NHL Players _________________________________  Bottle(s) Tied to Nealer's Car _________________________________ I Do not own any of the pictures or gifs unless I say that they're mine.
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Hockey fans please just watch this. I'm in tears from laughing.

The lyrics
You’re about to witness hockey in it’s most purest, 
Most safest form, most securest
One man courtroom: Lawyer, judge, jurist.
Straight from the old school, the rulebook is back.

Looks like Bettman got a new Colie, 
Oh God, the Flyers got a real goalie, 
Everything’s changing, we’re fixing problems
No more complaining, I’m here to solve the…

Headshots and elbows, spears, fists, goons
enforcers, (ring ring), Shanny on line two
I’m dropping the gloves on you, play time’s done
Hockey’s in a full state of 911, so…

So let’s cut through the tension
I’m about to start handing out the suspensions
Cause the games being ruined
By the thugs and the goons
They’ve got to go
And I’m here to end them.

So let’s cut through the tension
I’m about to start handing out the suspensions
So expect to do time
If you hit from behind
Like certain Flyers
I could probably mention

Quick gotta move fast, gotta create video, 
Saw another cheap hit, so better head for my studio.
Look at all the crap that goes on for no reason, 
I suspended half the league and it was only pre-season,

So head to the bench while I get the tape queued.
If it’s an in-person hearing then you know that you’re screwed.
You put him down for the count? Expect a large amount.
And you can find out all the details on my twitter account

And I don’t even care if Don Cherry complains
And trashes Grimson and Nilan and screw up their names
He’s making it all up, there’s no such thing, 
Like a Canuck who won’t dive and owns a ring

So be on high alert, ‘cause if someone gets hurt.
You’ll disappear faster than Ron Maclean’s shirt
When the sentence comes down you’re heading straight for the slammer.
Welcome to the era of the Shana-Ban Hammer.

So let’s cut through the tension
I’m about to start handing out the suspensions
Cause if you hit a guy wrong
I’ll sit you down for so long
That by the end
You’ll be collecting a pension

So let’s cut through the tension
I’m about to start handing out the suspensions
And I don’t wanna name names
But I’ve got 40 games
Ready to go
For someone on the Penguins